The Spicey Chicken Cartel

Welcome to the Spicey Chicken Cartel. I don't know exactly why you have chosen to visit this place, but I am glad you are here. So, pull up a chair, kick off your shoes, and prepare to be entertained.

And what kind of entertainment should you expect? Well, with a name like "Spicey Chicken Cartel" you can bet it won't be those Live, Sexy Potatoes, All Dancing For You! from that other site. Also, despite the name, we are not primarily an eater's club. No, we are dedicated to something much more important than mere nutrition. Our goal is to augment the existing sites (like the MMF Hall of Humiliation) in the fight against Chain Letters, Ponzi Schemes, and other such MMFoolery. So, feel free to look though our site.

A word of warning, first. This site contains dry, witty humor, written with a heaping helping of Irony and Sarcasm, and sprinkled with a touch of Adult-style innuendoes. There is the chance that, if you don't follow the "C&C" rule, you will end up spewing your liquid refreshment all over your monitor and keyboard, and cause your furry critter pet to head straight for the "Valium from the Vet". And, be especially wary if you come across the following:

I will not be responsible if any of the above happens, nor am I responsible if you insist on carrying a cup of HOT coffee between your legs while driving down a pot-hole filled street! Also, while I don't think I have any words here that most kiddoes haven't heard, if you are a parent you might want to read this site before you turn the little ones loose to play.