New York Style or Chicago Deep-Dish? The question is now somewhat of a moot point
BREAKING NEWS: The City of Chicago announced today that they are responsible for the thermo-nuclear explosion that destroyed the Greater New York City Metropolitan area. The explosion was caused by a single warhead from a Poseidon sea-launched ballistic missile, which was delivered to the City of Chicago, along with a surplus ballistic missile submarine, as part of the nation's Homeland Security Initiative, designed to help our cities cope with, and prevent, terrorist attacks in this post-9/11 world. A spokesman for the City of Chicago had this to say:
"Sure, we received these weapons as part of our Homeland Security efforts. And, we used them in the spirit of that law. After all, there is no bigger threat to our nation's Security than New York Style Pizza... correction, make that 'was'. This threat has now been dealt with. Chi-Town RULEZ!!!"
In other news: GM unveils the New & Improved Chevrolet Vega, the cornerstone of the government's effort to revitalize the ailing automotive giant...
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