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More evidence of Tourorist Activity
Cheesy Threat Advisory Level: Frakkin' - Purple
Your government is aware of rumors circulating about tourorists traveling through the country, and even taking photographs. While it must be understood that taking photographs (unlike participating in pyramid schemes) is indeed 100% legal, your government feels it is necessary to torture harass interrogate question those conducting this activity, in an effort to keep alive the climate of fear Maintain National Security. and Ensure the Blessings of Liberty and Freedom For All.
In particular, we are seeking the individual who may have been responsible for taking the following photograph of military equipment, in a location which is known to be frequented by tourorists:
| E D Truitt |
| Too bad I can't mount one of THESE babies on the roof of my car! |
If you have any information related to this, please contact your government immediately, and we'll relocate you to beautiful sunny Guantanamo Bay, where we will beat the information we want out of you introduce you to the fine art of waterboarding not torture you - we promise.
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