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The following is an ED Action Moment, from your President:

My Fellow Americans,

I heard some really disturbing news last week. It seems that one of our own youths was corrupted by the evil Islandofascists, and was caught drawing a picture during school. Even worse: it was a picture of a gun!

This incident serves to remind us exactly why we must continue to fight the Global War on Graffiti (GWoG) until we achieve ultimate victory, and why we must take the fight to the enemy, otherwise we will be fighting the Islandofascists and their ongoing campaign of uglification in our own cities, in our own classrooms, and on the boxcars of our railroads.

I have directed the Executive Decision Action Moment Action Moment Enforcement (EDAMAME) Agency to take this particular miscreant into custody, and to transport him to one of our Special Renditioning facilities, where he will not be tortured. He will, however, undergo indoctrination re-education which will make him a good Republican drone citizen in the future, and where he will serve as a warning to other potential miscreants who may consider ignoring or even violating the terms of my ED Action Moments.

An important reminder: if the deep patriotic stirrings which should result from an ED Action Moment last longer than 4 hours, seek prompt medical attention.

Thank you. And, good night.