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Cheesy Threat Advisory Level: Velveeta - Yellowy

The following is an ED Action Moment, from your President:

Recently, the Intelligence Division of the Executive Decision Action Moment Action Moment Enforcement (EDAMAME) Agency has been monitoring communications which indicate possible preparations for future attacks by the Islandofascists. While critics have been complaining that such monitoring activities violate our Constitution, let me assure you that in fact we are not interested in the personal conversations of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obamabinladen related to their 'special rendezvous' last month on a secluded Caribbean island, nor do we really care what Nancy Pelosi and Hugo Chavez were talking about, once we determined that the details of the Order of Battle she divulged were of no use to the Islandofascists.

Anyway, we are continuing to monitor the communications of our political opponents those suspected of participating on the wrong side in the Global War on Graffiti (GWoG), and I am providing notification to this effect via this ED Action Moment. You the people, of these United States, have nothing to worry about, so long as you do not, support the Demns Islandofascists, in their quest for global uglification.

An important reminder: if the deep patriotic stirrings which should result from an ED Action Moment last longer than 4 hours, seek prompt medical attention.

Thank you. And, good night.