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LiLo's location revealed: bizarre behavior explained
Word is out on the street that the current location of Lindsay Lohan has been revealed, and her presence there explains her recent behavior, which has been seen by many as bizarre.
Despite rumors to the contrary, Ms. Lohan is not at Promises, nor is she at some other spa rehab facility: instead, she is at a Top Secret location, undergoing training for a new movie role, in which she will be playing an astronaut at NASA. She is reportedly undergoing special sessions to improve her FUI (Flying Under the Influence) skills, beginning with classes in collision avoidance.
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