etee's Blog

According to this report, a mother and her child were removed from a Continental Express flight for repeatedly uttering threats related to the plane, and for refusing to obey the orders of the flight attendant. It is a very serious matter indeed, as we all know that small children can create an deadly gaseous explosion will little to no warning - especially if they were fed a double order of refried beans before the flight.

Rumor has it that, after hearing that the child involved was 19 months old, the Harris Co. DA's office may have signalled their intention to have the child prosecuted as an adult, as he is 'over 18' and thus is considered fully accountable by Harris Co standards. This would also send a clear message that Harris County is in fact more anal-retentive tougher when it comes to law enforcement than is Maricopa Co, AZ.

Now, fast-forward several years, thanks to the Time Travel Device in the possession of your reporter:

Officials at Katy ISD, acting in the spirit of The KISD Principle, announced today that young Garren, whose family recently moved to Cinco Ranch, has been sentenced to 4 months in 'A-School' for his part in an alleged possible incident involving terrorism on board a Continental Airlines flight back in 2007. A spokesman for the school district defended the administration's decision, saying that they are bound by their own stupidity state law and district 'zero - common sense tolerance' policies to take this action. "It is critical to remind our inmates students that they must obey the rules. Besides, it is obvious to anyone with their head up their half a brain that saying 'Bye, bye, plane' on a commercial flight in the post-9/11 world is tantamount to writing 'I love Alex' on the school wall with a baby blue Sharpie."