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WMDs discovered on local blog; Pentagon prepares to attack
This morning, intelligence sources made a startling discovery: the virus that causes Presidential Derangement Syndrome (PDS) has mutated, and is infecting mass numbers of people with a new strain called Widely Manifested Derangement syndrome (WMDs).
Upon hearing the news, someone at the the White House exclaimed "YES! We KNEW that if we looked long enough, we would find WMDs! Now that we have finally found where the WMDs are stored, let's send the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force in to blow HELL out of it!"
Currently, Pentagon planners are hard at work, trying to pinpoint the exact location of someplace called "Katy, TX".
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