etee's Blog

It has been revealed that former AZ governor Fife Symington believes that he has seen UFO aliens.

When asked why he waited until now to make this startling announcement, he responded "If I had admitted back then that I had met ET and he was real, my Democratic opposition would have immediately launched a probe into the matter. To be perfectly honest, I wasn't about to let the Democrats shaft me back then. They were a real pain in the butt, believe me, and they wouldn't have stopped until they got to the bottom of things."

In response, Democrat leaders in Congress have called on an as-yet-unnamed official in the Bush Administration to resign, saying "It's all Bush's fault. Everything in the whole world is Bush's fault."