etee's Blog

As a front blew through Washington, causing the direction of the wind to change, a whole slew of members of Congress scrambled to follow suit. Most prominent were those who have Presidential aspirations in '08, who could be easily identified by their prominent display of "Dixie Chicks" CDs, and the near-continuous chanting of their new mantra:

I was for it before I was against it.

I was never for it.

I was for it but the execution was botched.

I was for it but only as a last resort.

It wasn't my fault.

There are reports that this sudden shift, involving such a large amount of mass, may have caused the Earth to tilt slightly more on its axis, which could result in an increase in Global Warming. Others say that all that hot air, blowing in a different direction, will cause the entire planet to spin wildly out of control, counteracting the force of gravity and throwing every living thing out into the vacuum of space.