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Millionth man claims to be father of Anna Nicole's baby
A new sort of "Million Man March" is underway, as men line up like teenagers awaiting an American Idol audition to make the case that they are the father of the late Anna Nicole Smith's baby.
The 1,000,000th man, an unemployed plumber from the small town of Goinowhere, said "I never knew Anna Nicole, in fact I don't think I ever met her, but I am 100% POSITIVE I am the father."
Others, when asked, claimed
- they were in line for the soup kitchen;
- they were waiting for the bus to take them to Magic Kingdom;
- they were in line for a day-labor job;
- they thought this was the line to get in to the Jerry Springer show as a guest
Rumors now have it that the real father will be announced on a special marathon edition of Maury Povich, to be held once they locate a venue big enough to hold all the contestants.
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