etee's Blog

In a prepared statement issued today, The Lord God Almighty announced that He is taking control of the planet back from man. He attributes His decision to

Man's inability to realize when he has totally screwed stuff up, and thinking things will be all right. For the love of Me, they kept asking for a sign -- couldn't they figure out that something was wrong when I sent them the tsunami, and Katrina, and Al Gore? In the name of Me, I've had enough - man had his chance, and now I am taking charge.

God is reportedly still considering options as to who will replace mankind as stewards over all the earth, bur preliminary indications are that He favors giving the job to the penguins. His reasons for this are based on the fact that they thrive in the cold, wet climate that will be common on the Earth once the next ice age sets in; that they already have a movie or two under their belts; and they make a right tasty snack for his favorite sea creature, the Orca.