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White powdery substance found on Bears practice field deemed no threat

01/28/07 | by etee [mail] | Categories: Spotted on the 'Net..., Humor, Weakly Garlic

Press Report - The Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again...

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