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By etee on Jan 29, 2007 | In Humor, Weakly Garlic | Send feedback »
Despite reports in the blogosphere that caffeinated beer is the perfect complement to his newly-announced caffeinated donut, Dr. Robert Bohannon is expected to announce today plans to work on his next project: a coffee bean with sugar and fat molecules already embedded. The result would be a cup of coffee with the sugar and fat content of about 2 Krispy Kremes.
It has also been rumored that Dr. Bohannon intends to begin preliminary research into a caffeinated sleeping pill later this year, along with a caffeinated tranquilizer.
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