Election Day coverage from etee2k.net

11/07/06 | by etee

| Categories: Politics, Humor

The polls opened at 7:00 AM.

At 7:03 AM, CBS, NBC, ABC, and CNN all projected the Democrats to win 95% of the contested House seats, and declared Nancy Pelosi the next Speaker. We are now being taken to the House banquet room, where Rep. Pelosi and her top advisors are sitting down to a breakfast consisting of...

OMYGODTHEGOPWASCORRECTAFTERALLNANCYPELOSIEATSBABIES!!!!!!!

(Ed. note: before you go off and start launching flaming emails, comment-bombs etc., please reflect on the meaning of satire, parody, and sarcasm, and how those terms might apply to what you just read.)

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